Archive for April, 2011

Beltway Wisdom. How Stuff Works

Posted by Matt on Saturday, April 30th, 2011

Well done, Mother Jones.

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Protecting Real America’s Daughters – By Valor, Arms And Use Of The Word ‘Boy’

Posted by Matt on Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

...and bringing your black boyfriend to thanksgiving, only to deal with the constant head shakes of your grandparents.

In Mississippi, they believe in the marriage of red beans & rice, biscuits & gravy, car frames & cinder blocks, shotguns & whiskey, not to mention the insipidly unnatural union of grits + maple syrup. But these are all inanimate objects whose commingling rights are protected by the Constitution via Citizens’ United and their obese, lobbyist governor. Oblobbernor?

teh whites peoples and teh coloreds peoples? Well.

In a PPP poll released Thursday, a 46% plurality of registered Republican voters said they thought interracial marriage was not just wrong, but that it should be illegal. 40% said interracial marriage should be legal.

Also, there will be no marriages on Dale Earnhardt’s birthday or deathday. These hilljacks hope to have their anti-miscegenation laws back in place before Usher’s 2011 Summer Tour.

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Gratuitous World Blog

    • Where I Talk About Being A Cubs’ Fan
      May 16, 2013

      April 29th marked the 30th anniversary of former Cubs’ Manager Lee Elia’s epic locker room rant. It seems like an opportune time to reflect on an excruciating character flaw – my Chicago Cubs’ fandom. Of the minor missteps my mom took, influencing me to be a Cubs’ fan might be the most egregious.  In general, [...]

    • Man Crosses Street To Avoid Human Billboard
      May 11, 2013

      SAGINAW, MI – As he approached a grown man dressed as the Statue of Liberty early Tuesday afternoon, local man David Briggs crossed to the other side of the street. “I’m not sure if he’s there for the pawn shop or the car wash, but I didn’t really want to find out,” said Briggs, who had [...]

    • Commie Hussein Obama Can’t Keep Country From Hemorrahging Public Workers
      May 3, 2013

      Job trends don’t always reflect conventional narratives. The above graph relates to private sector job growth during Bush + Obama terms.  Obviously, Obama took office shortly after the ’08 economic collapse – the worst in 3 generations.  To be fair, Bush took office during a period of tepid growth following the burst of the stock [...]