Be A Man.

Posted by Matt on Monday, December 17th, 2012

Guys!

Wasting the days away with a fledgling career?  Have a great job or lot of money, but maybe your penis doesn’t work well for your wife or mistress? Are you physically weak but too lazy to hit the gym? (I am!) Maybe you spend too much time at the gym lingering around the showers, hanging out with your self-loathing.  Bushmaster has just the thing for you.  You will be a master of bush in no time.

This is the assault rifle used by the Newtown shooter and allegedly purchased by his mother.  The AR-15. “If it’s good enough for a professional, it’s good enough for y0u.” Subtext: “get this now, you pussy.”  gross.


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