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One Sentence Album Review Via Wine Descriptors – My Bloody Valentine

Posted by Matt on Tuesday, February 19th, 2013

My Bloody Valentine – M B V

Clearly aged and then some, we get dark cherries, baking spices and rose petals as it takes on more character over time without fully revealing itself.

Grade: B+

Listen to this while: polishing those silver man rings you’re going to start wearing again.

 

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GW: Favorite Albums of 2012

Posted by Matt on Sunday, February 10th, 2013

Has everyone gone through List Withdrawal?  I’ve been a little busy, so I wasn’t able to get out a best/worst of ’12 list.  It was an election year, so it would’ve taken me 6 mos. to put it together at this rate.  Basically… This guyMichigan Republicans.  She’s cool. He’s not. They’re screwed. This guy is terrible. But not as bad as him. Like these guys. Was somehow a big deal. Love you buddy!  This still stinks. A lot of sadThey’re still the worst. America.

So I did throw this Favorite Music of ’12 list together.  It’s below.  Reminisce at your leisure.

 

 

 

 

 

25.  Kelly Hogan – I Like To Keep Myself In Pain:  Here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

24.  Ty Segall – Twins 

 

 

 

 

 

 

23. Strand of Oaks – Dark Shores

 

 

 

 

 

 

22. Neil Young & Crazy Horse – Psychadelic Pill:  Album Art makes we want to get after some hard drugs.  But so does watching PBS. Don’t do drugs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

21. Joe Pug – The Great Despiser:  Some pretty beautiful stuff here. Would be ranked higher if I didn’t nearly nod off while listening to this behind the wheel on multiple occasions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

20. The XX – Coexist:  Standard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

19. The Raveonettes – Observator

 

 

 

 

 

 

18. Brian Jonestown Massacre – Aufheben:  Not the same offerings as the glory days, but some groovy business nonetheless.

 

 

 

 

 

 

17. Bruce Springsteen – Wrecking Ball:  Missed the tour. Made the list.

 

 

 

 

 

 

16. American Aquarium – Burn.Flicker.Die:  See above.

 

 

 

 

 

 

15. Gary Clark Jr. – Blak & Blu

 

 

 

 

 

 

14. Lord Huron – Lonesome Dreams:  See Here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

13. Wussy – Strawberry (11/11):  Here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

12. First Aid Kit – The Lion’s Roar:  Sing little darling, Sing with me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

11. Bob Dylan – Tempest: Bob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. The Walkmen – Heaven

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. Lee Fields & The Expressions – Faithful Man:  Good.

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. Andrew Bird – Break It Yourself:  Favorite Bird album since Armchair Apocrypha.

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. Jack White – Blunderbuss

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Kendrick Lamar – Good Kid MAAD City / Section 80 (’11): lot going on here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Black Moth Super Rainbow – Cobra Juicy:  you are so cool.

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. Father John Misty – Fear Fun: Only Son of a Ladies’ Man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Japandroids – Celebration Rock:  here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. The Shins – Port Of Morrow

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. Killer Mike – R.A.P. Music:  Picked it up and haven’t stopped listening.  Brilliant stuff. I’ll leave it at that so I can get started on my Best of ’13 lists.

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One Sentence Album Review Via Wine Descriptors – Father John Misty

Posted by Matt on Sunday, November 18th, 2012

 Father John Misty – Fear Fun

With time spent in oak, seems to have brighter berry fruit with a certain tartness often apparent on the finish.

Grade:  A-

Listen to this while:  packing up the car with your unused shit and taking it to Goodwill.

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One Sentence Album Review Via Wine Descriptors – Bob Dylan

Posted by Matt on Sunday, September 30th, 2012

  Bob Dylan – Tempest

The pleasure never ceases, dark berries and woodsmoke on the nose, remaining lush and broad on entry, then offering bitter cherry and cracked pepper flavors.

 Grade: A-

Listen to this while:  in a dive bar that still allows smoking.

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One Sentence Album Review Via Wine Descriptors – Beach House

Posted by Matt on Thursday, August 30th, 2012

  Beach House – Bloom

While a decent value, the shy fruit lacks slightly, and doesn’t offer a convincing alternative to the many   similar vintages in existence.

Grade:  B-

Listen to this while:  attached to a morphine drip.

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One Sentence Album Review Via Wine Descriptors – Dr. Dog

Posted by Matt on Friday, August 3rd, 2012

Dr. Dog - Be The Void

A fusion of vanilla, spicy aromas and subtle oak, this is a pleasure for the palate of the devotee.

Grade: B

Listen to this while:  trying not to pick up that US Weekly sitting on the coffee table.

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One Sentence Album Review Via Wine Descriptors – Kelly Hogan

Posted by Matt on Saturday, July 21st, 2012

 Kelly Hogan – I Like To Keep Myself In Pain

floral and spicy nose with unpredictably lively crisp citrus, balanced with softer fruit and a hint of sweetness.

Grade: B

Listen to this while: muting that conference call.

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One Sentence Album Review Via Wine Descriptors – Japandroids

Posted by Matt on Tuesday, July 17th, 2012

  Japandroids – Celebration Rock

Tangy with a tinge of fruit, a bit of bite and an array of spice.

Grade: A-

Listen to this while:  delaying that Frisbee golf game you committed to.

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One Sentence Album Review Via Wine Descriptors – Lee Fields & The Expressions

Posted by Matt on Saturday, April 14th, 2012

Lee Fields & The Expressions – Faithful Man

This has a faint citrus nose, is a light-bodied, slightly acidic vintage with some berry notes and a nice finish.

 

Grade: B+

Listen to this while:  Someone gives you some space.

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One Sentence Album Review Via Wine Descriptors – Cloud Nothings

Posted by Matt on Wednesday, February 15th, 2012

  Cloud Nothings – Attack On Memory

  A substantial flavour profile offers ripe varietal notes, but not for the structure of all palates.

  Grade: C+

  Listen to this while:  Writing a letter futily requesting an adjustment to those parking tickets.

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