Archive for the Gratuitous Video Category

This Week In Florida’s Invasive Creatures

Posted by Matt on Friday, August 31st, 2012

Dude’s just trying to mow the lawn. In West Pennsylvania.

 

I hate this place.

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RNC 2012 – Gratuitous Reagan Tribute

Posted by Matt on Thursday, August 30th, 2012

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Dude Protesting Cheerios Gets All Hot & Bothered

Posted by Matt on Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

General Mills does not care about your sexuality.  This guy is upset about that so he’s going to burn some Cheerios at General Mills’ Headquarters in Minnesota.  Hilarity ensues.

I like when his “accomplices” start laughing at him.  Also, the fire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs7Y9iYf_uk&feature=player_embedded

Lesson: Do Not Cross The Raisin Bran Sun God (a/k/a, One True God)

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Germans

Posted by Matt on Tuesday, July 17th, 2012

As obvious soccer enthusiasts, it’s clear these German fans are starved for some real action.  Enter this poor girl trying to parrallel park.

 

Keep it in good-humor, drunk krauts! Germany + 1

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Good Morning. Now Watch Mean Jean Schmidt Kill Your Boner.

Posted by Matt on Sunday, July 1st, 2012

In case you missed it, a couple media outlets improperly reported the SCOTUS decision on the ACA in an attempt to, i don’t know, win a free $100 Best Buy gift card?

A bad day for journalism. A great day for mind-fucking conservatives. This must be the Gold Standard that the irritating Ron Paul supporters keep talking about.

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Good Morning. Now Watch Puppets Recreate Requiem For A Dream

Posted by Matt on Friday, February 10th, 2012

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Gratuitous Video – Jay Cutler Channels What Pretty Much Every Bears’ Fan Wants To Say To Mike Martz

Posted by Matt on Monday, October 17th, 2011

Behind the curtain.

 

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Gratuitous Video – Awesome Newscaster Mocks Fame Whores

Posted by Matt on Thursday, September 15th, 2011

No Ernie Anastos but I smell Peabody…

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Make It A Double (Entendre)

Posted by Matt on Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Because I’m 11 years old.

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Gratuitous Video – Just The Tip!

Posted by Matt on Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

These biscuits do comedy stuff around Chicago. Get with it.

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Gratuitous World Blog

    • Homeowner Pays Loan Early, Gets Foreclosed On Because Bankers Are Thieving Bastards
      May 25, 2013

      Wells Fargo – bank, investment advisor, manager of my IRA (yes, I’m part of the problem) and corporate citizen extraordinaire has found a new way to fuck over its customers. ORLANDO, Fla. - A man who made loan modification payments on time and early said Wells Fargo stopped taking payments and started foreclosing on his house. [...]

    • “Thank Dead Reagan For Electing Obama,” Says America’s Favorite Congressman
      May 24, 2013

      In 1986, Ronald Reagan signed an immigration bill that included amnesty for about 3 million undocumented immigrants and secret Russian agents.  The consequences were twofold:  Having to press “1″ for English and the election of President Obama. Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) said Thursday that President Obama would not be president if it weren’t for the [...]

    • Vinny Del Negro Receives Exciting New Opportunity To Get Fired By Spring Grove High School
      May 22, 2013

      Spring Grove, IN – New Spring Grove High School basketball coach Vinny Del Negro is ecstatic about his upcoming opportunity to get fired by the Indiana school. Meeting with reporters on Wednesday, Del Negro said, “I’m expecting big things out of this program. We’re going to put forth nearly maximum effort for the next 2 [...]