Archive for the Gratuitous Video Category

Fine, I Guess You Two Win The Passive-Aggression Championship. I’m Totally Cool With It.

Posted by Matt on Thursday, June 6th, 2013

Philadelphia newz.  Gold.

 

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This Week In Florida’s Invasive Creatures

Posted by Matt on Friday, August 31st, 2012

Dude’s just trying to mow the lawn. In West Pennsylvania.

 

I hate this place.

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RNC 2012 – Gratuitous Reagan Tribute

Posted by Matt on Thursday, August 30th, 2012

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Dude Protesting Cheerios Gets All Hot & Bothered

Posted by Matt on Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

General Mills does not care about your sexuality.  This guy is upset about that so he’s going to burn some Cheerios at General Mills’ Headquarters in Minnesota.  Hilarity ensues.

I like when his “accomplices” start laughing at him.  Also, the fire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs7Y9iYf_uk&feature=player_embedded

Lesson: Do Not Cross The Raisin Bran Sun God (a/k/a, One True God)

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Germans

Posted by Matt on Tuesday, July 17th, 2012

As obvious soccer enthusiasts, it’s clear these German fans are starved for some real action.  Enter this poor girl trying to parrallel park.

 

Keep it in good-humor, drunk krauts! Germany + 1

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Good Morning. Now Watch Mean Jean Schmidt Kill Your Boner.

Posted by Matt on Sunday, July 1st, 2012

In case you missed it, a couple media outlets improperly reported the SCOTUS decision on the ACA in an attempt to, i don’t know, win a free $100 Best Buy gift card?

A bad day for journalism. A great day for mind-fucking conservatives. This must be the Gold Standard that the irritating Ron Paul supporters keep talking about.

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Good Morning. Now Watch Puppets Recreate Requiem For A Dream

Posted by Matt on Friday, February 10th, 2012

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Gratuitous Video – Jay Cutler Channels What Pretty Much Every Bears’ Fan Wants To Say To Mike Martz

Posted by Matt on Monday, October 17th, 2011

Behind the curtain.

 

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Gratuitous Video – Awesome Newscaster Mocks Fame Whores

Posted by Matt on Thursday, September 15th, 2011

No Ernie Anastos but I smell Peabody…

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Make It A Double (Entendre)

Posted by Matt on Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Because I’m 11 years old.

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Gratuitous World Blog

    • College Football Players, Awaken…
      January 29, 2014

      [Former NCAA President Myles Brand:] They can’t be paid. [Q:] Why? [Brand:] Because they’re amateurs. [Q:] What makes them amateurs? [Brand:] Well, they can’t be paid. [Q:] Why not? [Brand:] Because they’re amateurs. [Q:] Who decided they are amateurs? [Brand:] We did. [Q:] Why? [Brand:] Because we don’t pay them. – Michael Rosenberg’s 2010 Sports Illustrated interview of former NCAA president Myles Brand Yesterday, quarterback Kain Colter led a group […]

    • GW: Favorite Albums Of 2013
      January 11, 2014

      On time as always! Happy New Year. 20.  Vampire Weekend – Modern Vampires of the City:  Ok kids, we get it. Good work. 19.  Scott & Charlene’s Wedding – Any Port In A Storm 18.  Charlie Parr – Barnswallow 17. My Bloody Valentine – MBV:  Per usual, I can’t understand a fucking word, but still pretty […]

    • REPOST!…SNOW MY GOD WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE…
      January 7, 2014

      (originally posted 2/10/10) then again (7/9/10) now one more time before retirement. for love. UPDATE: So it’s as hot as fuck out east because, you know, it’s July. Anyway, I’m just checking in because although You Know and I Know daily mid-Atlantic microtrends in weather do not offer any proof or disproof with regard to […]