Treasonous intestinal cyst Ted Nugent can’t stop tap-dancing on Trayvon Martin’s grave. Following the Zimmerman verdict, he wrote a gleeful article (I won’t link) containing the thesis that Zimmerman should sue Trayvon Martin’s parents for making a big deal out of the fact that he killed their son. On a Maine radio show this week, he leaned in with dog-whistling gusto.
Of the Trayvon Martin case, Nugent said, “Trayvon got justice.” He went on to say that Martin was a “gangsta wannabe” who had a “bloodthirst,” as evidenced by the fact that he was supposedly eager to “get into fights with people.” He said Martin showed racism in calling George Zimmerman a “cracka.”
The teenager with ice tea and Skittles “got justice” when he was killed after being stalked by a grown man with 50 lbs on him. Seriously. I don’t have the energy to rehash this tragedy. But agree with the law. (i don’t) Agree with the jury. (i don’t). Just don’t talk about a dead child as “justice.”
Also, as we all know, Cat Scratch Fever and Smoke On The Water are the same fucking song, though the latter is somehow infinitely better.
I’ll close with a classy Motor City Madman phrase – ‘Suck on my gun, Nuge.’
And by “gun,” I mean “penis.”