Clint Eastwood Wants To Vote For Mitt Romney, Possibly Hold Him Close

Posted by Matt on Saturday, August 4th, 2012

I see you, Clint. I see you standing over the bed of another handsome president. Reading a story.

As a continuation of the vast Super Bowl Commercial conspiracy to install Obama as exalted Leader, Clint Eastwood showed up at a Romney fundraiser in Sun City, Idaho.  This is what he said:

He told the crowd that in the early 2000s, he was making the film ‘Mystic River’ in Romney’s home state of Massachusetts.

“At that time, Gov. Romney was running for governor,” Eastwood said. “I said, ‘God, this guy is too handsome to be governor, but he does look like he could be president.’ As the years have gone by, I’m beginning to think even more so that. He’s going to restore a decent tax system that we need badly so that there is a fairness and people are not pitted against one another of whose paying taxes and who isn’t.”

Great point!

But all I wanted was $7.50 back for having to sit through Mystic River.  Never forget.


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