Georgia Republican Did Not Mail It In On His Powerpoint Detailing Obama’s Mind Control Conspiracy

Posted by Matt on Thursday, November 15th, 2012

This meeting did not take place in a Best Western Conference Room off I-16.  It did not take place in a hunting blind. It did not take place in a living room containing Third Reich memorabilia prominently displayed behind glass.  It did not take place in the back yard of a Rest Home.  Or in the back of a van covered in Monster Energy Drink stickers.

This 4 HOUR meeting of the Republican Caucus took place at the State Capitol.  It was not convened by Georgia’s “Michele Bachmann,” which I assume is just a goat with a peanut necklace carrying a Confederate Flag.  It was called by the senate Majority Leader Chip Rogers.

A video of this meeting can be seen here.

you are going to eat these god damn organic radishes!

So who’s the dude with the PowerPoint?

It was emceed by Field Searcy, a local conservative activist who was  forced out of the Georgia Tea Party in April due to his endorsement of  conspiracy theories about the president’s birth certificate and the  collapse of World Trade Center Tower 7.

Repeat. This guy got kicked out of the tea party. In Georgia.

About 23 minutes into the briefing, Searcy explained how President Obama, aided by liberal organizations like the Center for American Progress and business groups like local chambers of commerce, are secretly using mind-control techniques to push their plan for forcible relocation on the gullible public:

“They do that by a process known as the Delphi technique. The Delphi  technique was developed by the Rand Corporation during the Cold War as a  mind-control technique. It’s also known as “consensive process.” But  basically the goal of the Delphi technique is to lead a  targeted group of people to a pre-determined outcome while keeping the  illusion of being open to public input.”

This all relates to the recent rash of state Glenn Beck/GOP Tin foil conspiracies regarding Agenda 21, a 20-year-old UN program that attempts to address hunger, poverty and sustainability. It’s primarily focused on Developing Countries.

And it’s going to fucking destroy America, our daughters, and the NFL!

The presentation also featured a special video cameo from conservative talking-head Dick Morris in which the former Clinton aide warns that Obama “wants to force everyone into the cities from whence our ancestors fled.”

Heed Dick Morris’ warnings or be banished to a multi-unit building close to public transportation.


2 Responses to Georgia Republican Did Not Mail It In On His Powerpoint Detailing Obama’s Mind Control Conspiracy

  1. Kevin says:

    I always knew the chambers of commerce were bullshit, now I have proof.

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