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State Of The Union

 

As for the President’s speech? Evil.

I’m not sure much more can be said.

8:58 Your Non-Partisan Supreme Court, LAdies and Gentlemen.

9:00 My FAshion Consultant Gives MO an A for her appearance. Not so hot on HIllary’s hair for the last 2 decades.  ”Geithner Needs Eyebrow Penciling.” What does that mean?

9:10 Shoot. He gave them the manilla envelopes instead of the peanuts cans with snakes.

9:14 This State of The Union, like all SOTUs, is meaningful only in determining how many Standing Os a person can handle without rolling his eyes.

9:21 despite rumors to the contrary, @undeadpaterno is not the guest of the First Lady this evening. #SOTU

9:22 Bang Ford Marry GM Kill Fiat

9:24 Manufacturing jobs up last 2 years. Hadn’t risen since ’97. true story.

9:26 When does Newt get to berate the Media?

9:28 taken .25 alprazolam every time I’ve heard the word “fair.” stopping now.

9:31 DREAM ACT part deuxdeux? Not yet. Proposing the states do something they won’t do.

9:35 In fairness, McCain doesn’t know where he is.

9:37 I’m a big supporter of the DREAM ACt, but what was up with that “every student finish high school” requirement a few talking points ago.  Doesn’t make sense.

9:41 I hear “natural gas” but will we hear the words “climate change?” #whatyearisit

9:45: Hear Hear. DTE (Detroit Gas +Elec) paid a -3% tax rate in 2010.

9:47 John Kerry was apparently in a hockey accident when he was skating and he fell and he felt bad but then he put some ice on it and it didn’t hurt that much.

9:49 i got your “Nation-building right here.” good one.

9:51:  Republicans support your right to have ethylbenzine water. #freedom

9:53: Milk companies clean up their spills like THIS. Oil companies clean up their spills like THIS.

always about race.

9:54 So that’s why my paycheck was short? thought they passed that shit. MEMEMEME

9:58 What they don’t tell you is that the secretary of Warren Buffet’s secretary actually pays higher % in taxes than she does.

10:00 I think my willingness to stand by Kirsten Dunst in the hard times is really starting to pay off.  (Not SOTU related)

10:01 Congress just clapped in approval of their own dysfunction.

10:03 Iran coming

10:06 “So come on down + treat me with 1/2 the respect that you do Bibi”

10:09 “America is back” and we brought Eddie Murphy with us.

10:12 He didn’t say “Samoan!”

10:15 Bin Laden Reprise – the go-to closer as long as he wants it.

Lots of good adjectives on CNN right now.

Daniels invokes Super Bowl. +1

10:30 How can the country be in such awful shape and so exceptional at the same time? GOP conundrum.

10:32 Yes, these Right To Work laws I support will help the Middle Class by yanking their pensions and lowering their wages.

10:35 Steve Jobs brought tons of manufacturing jobs to USA everywhere else.

Awesome: “I’m Mitch Daniels and I estimated the Iraq war would cost $50-$60 billion: http://mojo.ly”

Light bulbs! So 2010

Well, we just saw one side of Mitch Daniels