Liveblogging ALL-STARS, Celebrities & Indoor Sunglasses – AKA “Black Thanksgiving”

Posted by Matt on Saturday, February 19th, 2011

Steve Kerr heaving half-court shots. We must go to the same trainer.

Gasol = ostrich.  the most talented flightless bird spain has ever produced.

My Little Buddy Townes doesn’t get the WNBA either. Townes: 1 year old. Dancer. Discerning taste in soup and basketball.

“Taco Bell Skills Challenge”:  Can John Wall eat more Mexican Pizzas than DRose? Can TBell’s Executive Chef produce a product with ground beef that is lower than 30% real meat? Can someone find a seat for Eduardo Najera?

I hope the thousands of southerners who celebrated today’s 150th Treason Anniversary are taking the time to sit down to watch and listen to this exhibition of rich, talented black men, and self-indulgent hollywood ‘liberals.’ Sherman, mofo’s.

Can Stephen Curry add this Skills’ title to his plethora of NCAA awards and NBA’s “Most Jaundiced Visage” title? Good kid, though. Love all 4 of those contestants.

Cheryl Miller – glasses on or glasses off. Pick a side!

Marky Mark. Why does Red Sox gear invariably make people look like insufferable pricks?

showtime!

Stacey King Twitter Feed: “Damn I’m not watching the 3pt contest…I’m boycotting the event since they didn’t invite Kyle “Hot Sauce” Korver…What a joke!!!!”  Awesome.

Great lineup for the 3pt contest. Can KD do it? James Jones is my darkhorse, but I’m going KD.

Grown to love Ray Allen. 4 Hall of Famers rolling with the Celtics.

Why can’t ESPN ever put together a panel like TNT? Love Chuck + Kenny. Don’t hestitate to bring the critic.

RayRAy’s omnipotent mother. Standard.

Ballin’ At Holiday Inn Grand Rapids. Holla!

KD needs a hand in is face. Ouch.

Insider info, Shaq’s woman is named Hoopz. That’s hoopz, with a ‘z.’

James Jones, gunner. go snag yourself a kardashian, son.

The NBA on TNT presentss to you, The Winners of Tokyo’s Making the Band.  do it.

Chocolate Thunder: sweet outfit.

Never a huge Dunk Contest fan, but anyone who’s watching is just waiting to see Blake Griffin do something. Make it agape!

This Just In: James Jones dedicated his 3-point title to Wisconsin’s teachers. He stands with you, Ms. Schultz. On Wisconsin!

I don’t know about 50, but that shit was hot, Javale McGee!

oooh, blake.

DeRozan’s 2nd dunk was the goods. Asian child w/ fauxhawk just out-clowned Darryl Dawkins.


One Response to Liveblogging ALL-STARS, Celebrities & Indoor Sunglasses – AKA “Black Thanksgiving”

  1. Kevin says:

    I don’t think that first picture is Steve Kerr.

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