Could some random creep be talking about you? Are you that random creep? Feel free to copy/paste these templates into your local craigslist.com site.
Re: Friday night…or was it Saturday? m4w
Re: Asian Girl, Black Hair. m4w – 25
We met on the dance floor at a club downtown. You were short (maybe 5’3), real cute. I’m white, 6-feet tall and heavy into Carl Cox.
I hope you read this when you’re looking on craigslist for skanks to cheat with. w4m -27
I know things haven’t been going so well lately. That whole stupid fight after the Ratatat show was so stupid!!! I just can’t bring myself to open up and it’s hurting us. It’s hurting our lives, our souls, our hearts, and I need your share of the rent. If you don’t fuck some random slut, I promise to come back to you. you’ll be my rock, my everything.
Cute guy in t-shirt w/ weird tribal tattoos. w4m – 20
Hi! Saw you on the train. You looked at me. I looked at you. And then I think when I looked away, you looked back at me, but I’m not sure since I wasn’t looking. LOL! But then I definitely looked at you again, and our eyes met. Then I looked away again. And you looked at me. Anyway, I think you looked but it was hard to tell because you were wearing sunglasses. I think we have a lot in common. My entire back is inked, but you couldn’t tell because I was wearing a backpack.
Re: We are two ships in the night – w4m
We are this metaphor.