Missed Missed Connections…

Posted by Matt on Friday, September 26th, 2008

Could some random creep be talking about you?  Are you that random creep? Feel free to copy/paste these templates into your local craigslist.com site.

Re: Friday night…or was it Saturday? m4w 

I think we had intercourse, but I was totally blacked out. You lived somewhere by the Logan Blue Line stop and had a bunch of unused candles. 

Re:  Asian Girl, Black Hair.  m4w – 25

We met on the dance floor at a club downtown. You were short (maybe 5’3), real cute.  I’m white, 6-feet tall and heavy into Carl Cox.

I hope you read this when you’re looking on craigslist for skanks to cheat with. w4m -27

I know things haven’t been going so well lately. That whole stupid fight after the Ratatat show was so stupid!!! I just can’t bring myself to open up and it’s hurting us. It’s hurting our lives, our souls, our hearts, and I need your share of the rent.  If you don’t fuck some random slut, I promise to come back to you. you’ll be my rock, my everything.

Cute guy in t-shirt w/ weird tribal tattoos. w4m – 20

Hi! Saw you on the train. You looked at me. I looked at you. And then I think when I looked away, you looked back at me, but I’m not sure since I wasn’t looking. LOL! But then I definitely looked at you again, and our eyes met.  Then I looked away again. And you looked at me.  Anyway, I think you looked but it was hard to tell because  you were wearing sunglasses.  I think we have a lot in common.  My entire back is inked, but you couldn’t tell because I was wearing a backpack.

Re: We are two ships in the night – w4m

We are this metaphor.


One Response to Missed Missed Connections…

  1. Dawn Gile says:

    This is hysterical, Carps.

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